(Mal 3:16 KJV)  Then they that feared the LORD spake often one to another: and the LORD hearkened, and heard it, and a book of remembrance was written before him for them that feared the LORD, and that thought upon his name.
 
 

Installing Love:

(Submitted by "Carolyn")

Subject: installing love

Customer: I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now.What 
do I do first?

CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART 
ma'am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now.  Is 
it okay to install while they are running?

CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am?

Customer: Let me see...I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and 
RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your 
current operating system.  It may remain in your permanent memory, but it 
will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite 
LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you 
have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs 
prevent LOVE from being properly installed.  Can you turn those off ma'am?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off.  Can you tell me how?

CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE.  Do 
this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have 
been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. 
Is that normal?

CS Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall 
for the life of your HEART.  Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do.  Is it completely installed?

CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to 
begin connecting to other HEARTs in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?

CS Rep: What does the message say?

Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS". 
What does that mean?

CS Rep: Don't worry ma'am that's a common problem. It means that the
LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been
run on your HEART.  It is one of those complicated programming things,
but in non technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine 
before it can "LOVE" others.

Customer: So what should I do?

CS Rep: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

CS Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

CS Rep: You're welcome.  Click on the following files and then copy them to 
the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT,
REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC.  The system will overwrite any
conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming.  Also, you need 
to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle 
bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey!  My HEART is filling up with really neat files.
SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that
WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over 
my HEART!

CS Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running.  You should be able to
handle it from here. One more thing before I go...

Customer: Yes?

CS Rep: LOVE is freeware.  Be sure to give it and its various modules to 
everybody you meet.  They will in turn share it with other people and they 
will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.